It's Hard Being a Free Spirit with a Guilt Complex

oscars 09

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 12:46:35 -0500

me: ahahahaha brad and angelina are going home with NOTHING, NADA, ZIP.
janazen: theyll probably go home with one of those indian
kids
(via yeachum)

GPOYW: I have a date and am broken out edition

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:18:04 -0500

GPOYW: I have a date and am broken out edition

I am wearing this on my next date. (Thanks, sass.) Craftzine.com...

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 12:29:17 -0500

I am wearing this on my next date. (Thanks, sass.)

Craftzine.com blog: Crochet Hamburger Dress

GPOYW: The Weather is Amazing and I am Wearing Seasonally...

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 09:50:16 -0500

GPOYW: The Weather is Amazing and I am Wearing Seasonally Inappropriate Clothes Edition

6. Uses abbreviations like 'u' and '2'.

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:09:03 -0500

emmyjean:

iveneverheardofyou:

The girls and I are making Deal Breaker lists. It’s awesome. What are yours?

Making a nasty comment about another woman in front of me, like “she’s such a slut/fatty/bitch.” It makes me wonder what unkind things you’ll someday say about me.

Men who don’t use their manners or are picky eaters. Picky eaters lack adventure and maturity; I truly believe that.

I think the day is not complete if I don’t have a little...

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 09:09:02 -0500

I think the day is not complete if I don’t have a little cry before 9.30 am.

Objectum Sexuality

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:02:58 -0500

Objectum Sexuality:

I fell on the corner of a diving board when I was 7. I imagine this is what screwing a fence feels like.

IE NOT PLEASANT

iveneverheardofyou: Grammys: Jay-Z and T.I. ft. Lil Wayne...

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 09:42:28 -0500

iveneverheardofyou:

Grammys: Jay-Z and T.I. ft. Lil Wayne & Kanye West w/ M.I.A. - “Swagga Like Us”

(via until, ajessica, thedailywhat, via)

Um, I love MIA.

emmyjean: This makes me happy in so many embarrassing ways. Oh,...

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 23:21:44 -0500

emmyjean:

This makes me happy in so many embarrassing ways.

Oh, EJ, me too, baby. ME TOO.

Ahem

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:46:12 -0500

me: ps
emailed you about my vagina
Rachael: thanks toots
there's a sentence i haven't heard yet today

GPOYW: I Need a New Job Edition

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 13:06:25 -0500

GPOYW: I Need a New Job Edition

Now Is the Time

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 12:52:07 -0500

…to just trust yourself and your instincts. Come on Lem, keep it together.

GPOYW: Kinda Hung Over/ The Weather Is Shit / Screw Washing My...

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 10:13:46 -0500

GPOYW: Kinda Hung Over/ The Weather Is Shit / Screw Washing My Hair Edition

The Conversation in Which Betty Tells Me Her Dog has HPV...

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:46:00 -0500

Betty: i just talked to the vet
i could not stop laughing lem
and the vet was laughing right along with me
me: wtf
so...is he getting tested
is it anonymous?
Betty: LOL
me: holy shit
im dying
Betty: i KNOW
i am about to pee my pants
me: this is insane
what are you gonna do
regular paps?
have a talk?
Betty: LMAO
me: teach the dog to value itself
that every time it loves another dog it gives away a piece of its heart
Betty: JEEBUS
and jason is so pissed at me
he doesn't see the humor
me: what? is it your job to teach the dog self respect?
im sorry...I really need to stop
Betty: omg
betty stop
this is why i can't have kids
i would laugh at my daughter
if she came home with the herp

iveneverheardofyou: What the — what? God, I am so ashamed of...

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 12:54:31 -0500

iveneverheardofyou:

What the — what?

God, I am so ashamed of being Catholic ~~sometimes~~.

Oh motherFUCK. Are you kidding me?

Buy ShamWow, Kill Scientology

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 12:13:19 -0500

Buy ShamWow, Kill Scientology:

Buy a slapchop while you are at it.

sassE: Don't forget the SAGs tonight.

Sun, 25 Jan 2009 19:43:14 -0500

sassE: Don't forget the SAGs tonight.
Me: The DUGGAR WEDDING IS ON, sass.

GPOYW: Sick/Mouthbreathing Edition

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:41:15 -0500

GPOYW: Sick/Mouthbreathing Edition

Me: Holy moly, did you see this?!

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:41:21 -0500

Me: Holy moly, did you see this?!
Coworker: The peanut butter cracker recall!!!
Me: No, the plane that crashed in the Hudson.
Coworker: Yeah, well there is that...but I just ate a packet of peanut butter crackers.

This pleases me on so many levels. Will Ferrell and Dave Grohl...

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 10:20:02 -0500

This pleases me on so many levels.

Will Ferrell and Dave Grohl duet- “Leather and Lace” live (via trent22o)